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A Word from the Fire Marshal

by The QuillOak Editors

We bought the pack of candles,

then went back and bought two more;

the cake is now a fire risk

the marshal can't ignore.

But count the flames as victories —

each year you've lived and laughed.

(And blow them out in sections, please.

We've staged the fire staff.)

Original poem © QuillOak — free for personal use.

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