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Lyric Poem · Funny

Out of Office (Forever)

by The QuillOak Editors

The out-of-office message

is permanent today:

"I'm sorry, I have plans now.

Indefinitely. Hooray."

No meetings that could be emails,

no emails. None at all.

Just mornings with no alarm clock

and a hammock's gentle call.

Original poem © QuillOak — personal sharing is permitted.

Quick facts

Poem
Out of Office (Forever)
Poet
The QuillOak Editors
Length
8 lines
Form
Lyric Poem, Rhyming Poems
Themes
Funny, Happiness

Craft notes

How this poem works

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Shape
8 lines · 2 quatrains
Line length
Lines run 6-8 syllables (median 7). No single length dominates, which is normal once elision and contraction are in play.

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Text, source & rights

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Original QuillOak text. Personal sharing is permitted; other reuse requires permission.

Author record
The QuillOak Editorstoday
Source record
QuillOak originalOut of Office (Forever), authored for QuillOak by The Quillery
Display decision
Full text · United States · reviewed 2026-07-18
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Not recorded in the imported source
Text fingerprint
SHA-256 3b87dafa5d1fa05e
Editorial handling
Whitespace and stanza breaks normalized for web display; no material wording change recorded.
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