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Lyric Poem · Funny

Out of Office (Forever)

by The QuillOak Editors

The out-of-office message

is permanent today:

"I'm sorry, I have plans now.

Indefinitely. Hooray."

No meetings that could be emails,

no emails. None at all.

Just mornings with no alarm clock

and a hammock's gentle call.

Original poem © QuillOak — free for personal use.

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