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Lyric Poem · Funny

Get Well Soon (Selfish Reasons)

by The QuillOak Editors

Get better soon — for your sake, yes,

but mainly, friend, for mine:

the group chat has gone quiet

and lunch is a flat line.

So rest up, sip your fluids,

binge shows, and heal real fast —

the role of "my best audience"

is one I can't recast.

Original poem © QuillOak — free for personal use.

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