Limerick · Funny
The Caffeine Resolution
I solemnly swore off caffeine
on Monday at seven-fifteen;
by twenty past seven
I'd texted eleven
friends: "Mayday. Requesting a bean."
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Quick facts
- Poem
- The Caffeine Resolution
- Poet
- The QuillOak Editors
- Length
- 5 lines
- Form
- Limerick, Rhyming Poems, Short Poems
- Themes
- Funny, Life, Short
Craft notes
How this poem works
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- Shape
- 5 lines · one 5-line stanza
- Line length
- Mostly 8-syllable lines (tetrameter length).
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- Author record
- The QuillOak Editorstoday
- Source record
- QuillOak originalThe Caffeine Resolution, authored for QuillOak by The Quillery
- Display decision
- Full text · United States · reviewed 2026-07-18
- Publication record
- Not recorded in the imported source
- Text fingerprint
- SHA-256 4f37eef686c1048f…
- Editorial handling
- Whitespace and stanza breaks normalized for web display; no material wording change recorded.
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