Roses Are Red Poems · Funny
Roses Are Red (The Wifi Is Down)
Roses are red, the wifi is dead,
the router's unplugged at the foot of the bed.
No streaming, no scrolling, no feed to refresh —
turns out I like you in person. Who guessed?
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Quick facts
- Poem
- Roses Are Red (The Wifi Is Down)
- Poet
- The QuillOak Editors
- Length
- 4 lines
- Form
- Roses Are Red Poems, Quatrain, Rhyming Poems
- Themes
- Funny, Love, Short
Craft notes
How this poem works
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- Shape
- 4 lines · one 4-line stanza
- Line length
- Lines run 9-11 syllables (median 11). No single length dominates, which is normal once elision and contraction are in play.
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- Author record
- The QuillOak Editorstoday
- Source record
- QuillOak originalRoses Are Red (The Wifi Is Down), authored for QuillOak by The Quillery
- Display decision
- Full text · United States · reviewed 2026-07-18
- Publication record
- Not recorded in the imported source
- Text fingerprint
- SHA-256 eb94b4a8f3cb4656…
- Editorial handling
- Whitespace and stanza breaks normalized for web display; no material wording change recorded.
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